I have funny friends

Friend: great so i'm one of your favorite people to digitally interact with
i might as well be a witty computer program
i think i just proclaimed myself witty
didn't mean that
just call me watson from now on
me: you have a list?
thats adorable!
ha ha ha
friend: great so now i'm an adorable computer program
me: you forgot witty
Friend: oh yes...adorable witty computer program